By Travis Williams
"Hey Doc! What exactly did Bird say to you that made you have to choke him?"
That's what I wanted to ask Dr. J Friday at the Kentucky Derby Festival They're Off! Luncheon. Julius Erving was the guest speaker for the event and about thirty minutes prior to the actual event, he had a brief press conference to talk about the Derby. It was the perfect chance for me to ask that question. But sadly, here's what really happened.
I'm expecting all the local media to be there asking Derby related questions and getting some sound bytes for the afternoon news. So my plan was to let them warm him up with a couple of those softball questions then throw my figurative curveball at him. I know the other reporters would look at me like I'm an idiot, but answering why you had to lock on Larry's larynx is what my people want to know.
No one really cares about what horse Dr. J is betting on or how many Derby’s he's been to. That stuff is for the morning talking heads on TV with the perfect hair.
I've got a real question cocked and loaded, all I need is a clear shot. But when I walk into the conference room I notice there's no one to provide cover fire, I'm the only reporter there. Ok, quick change of plans. I'll have to reel this one in slow. Lob the softball questions myself then hit him with the changeup. No problem.
After a short delay, the good Dr. finally walks in dressed like he could be your boss' boss' boss. He looks professional but not over the top. No Armani suit or anything, more so Cliff Huxstable'esque with a salt and peppered low even haircut. He greets everyone in the room, shakes some hands and jokes about an old ABA basketball someone brought for him to sign. Bottom line, he's cool. If Kobe and Lebron were brothers then Dr. J would be there dad.
By this time I'm joined by another reporter and my co-host Haven Harrington who's still upset at the fact he had to pay to park.
Perfect, they can provide some cover fire for me to get my question in.
Press conference starts and after about three seconds of silence I decide to kick things off.
"Hey Doc, what's your most memorable Derby so far?"
Yea the epitome of lame questions I know, but I had to soften him up. He answers with a story which lets me know he had an answer for that question ready. Something about loving the people here, hanging with Darrell Grifffith and Junior Bridgeman and all the Derby's running together after attending about six of them. Now the other reporter, in a moment of sheer brilliance, recycles my question and asks it again. Great job. The Dr. rattles off another answer adding as much humor and personality to it as he can. Everyone laughs and it's clear he's won over the room at this point.
My turn, "Hey Doc, how you feel about Lebron changing his number to honor Jordan but then taking yours?"

The CEO of dunking replies, "The first person I heard of wearing number six was Bill Russell. He accomplished more individually or with a team than any other player. So along as he (Lebron) is respectful with it and says respectful things, then I take it as a compliment."
Great Doc, a few more questions and then I'm pulling the trigger.
Another question by the aforementioned brilliant reporter and another by a cameraman and I'm ready to play my Ace in the hole.
And right then the Derby Festival media guy steps in and says,” That’s it, thanks everybody."
Eight minutes and the press conference is over.
Damn.
Well at least I'll get a picture with Dr. J for my Facebook page.
Wrong!!
Right after Haven gets his, Mr. Erving has to take a call. And I'm not sitting around waiting for a grown man to get off the phone so I can get a picture with him. So no pic and no answer to my question. All I have is this pic of Haven gushing as he poses with Julius Erving.
And yes, Haven's eyes are closed.